Beautiful People,

Oh man we have missed y’all but we’re back for another Two Friends Tabloid!

Been a busy last few weeks with some wild shows including a set at the LA Kings home opener, quick visit to Copenhagen DK for the Fortnite World Championship, a memorable night celebrating Matt’s Bday with The Chainsmokers, and a week in South and Central America at the Road to Ultra.

Wouldn’t change it for the world since we’ve gotten to see so many of your incredible faces, but now we’re back in the studio for our first full week in what feels like years… Ladies and gentleman, grind mode has been activated 🚨

But for now, we tabloid…

BIG BOOTIE LAND IS 94 DAYS AWAY!

We’re officially 94 days away from being back together at Big Bootie Land Los Angeles, the biggest bootie yet!

Announcing the opening acts next week 🍿 and as a tabloid exclusive we’re giving you a hint, so let’s see how good y’all really are.

Hint: one of the names of the openers is an alliteration…text us any guesses and if you’re right we’ll let you know. 1-323-310-1431

Can’t wait to see all you bootieful people there!

 TWO FRIENDS TABLOID EXCLUSIVE   

For the second time in Two Friends Tabloid history we’ve got an exclusive merchandise discount cuz we love our newsletter gang. This week only, use code THICKUMS at checkout for $10 off jerseys. Extremely limited quantities left (only mediums and smalls available… we weren’t lying!)

8 SHOWS LEFT IN 2023 🤯

Just pulled out Eli’s abacus and ran some quick numbers…In 2022, we had 99 epic shows which was a record for us in a calendar year. This year we set out to break that goal and we’ve only got a few shows left.

Now we need y’all to help us break last years record and take us over the century mark for shows this year:

• Marquee in NYC 12/1

• LIV Night Club Miami 12/2

• Olympia @ Montreal, Quebec 12/8 🇨🇦

• HQ2 Nightclub Atlantic City on 12/9

• Decadence Music Festival in Denver on 12/30

• Rose of the last few weeks: We did our first-ever South American and Central American shows. Was an incredible experience and the crowds are on another level. Our Spanish is rusty tho, and Greg, our photographer, only knows how to ask “where is the milk?”…not that helpful, GREG!

• Thorn of the last few weeks: think we spent more hours on airplanes last week than in fresh air and ate more airport meals than actual meals. We forget what an actual bagel tastes like but no doubt will be finding some this weekend.

• Shoutout to the best Two Friends halloween costume we saw 👏

• Poll of the Week: Thanksgiving Edition

That’s it for this edition of the tabloid. See you all next time 💙

Stay friendly,

Matt & Eli